I'm sorry my penis didn't work
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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