Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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