to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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