WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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