Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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