I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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