He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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