I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
