Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Buhtt sex?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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