You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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