Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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