brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
one might say we're banned from that church
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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