So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
We got so high we made milksteak
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
