Princesses don't give blow jobs
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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