why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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