i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
