you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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