I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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