dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i drank out of a bidet.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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