I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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