How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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