I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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