All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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