he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
They took my balls.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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