You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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