u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You need Xanax blowdarts
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Text me some of your sweat
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