Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I would ride that face into the sunset
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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