I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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