dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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