Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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