I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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