wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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