Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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