Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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