is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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