So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
