Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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