New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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