Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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