btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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