Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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