He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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