I heard we made out
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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