Pappa wants mamma naked
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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