I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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