I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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