my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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