Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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