Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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