So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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