Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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