At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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