Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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